{"product_id":"farley-military-1-100th-oz-gold-bar","title":"Farley \"Military\" 1\/100th oz Gold Bar - May","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eIMPORTANT NOTE: Please allow up to 10-14 days for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMAY 2022 GOLDEN FARLEY GAME PIECE. PRODUCT EXCLUDED FROM DISCOUNTS. SEE WHERE YOU RANK AGAINST OTHER CHIVERS ON \u003cspan style=\"color: #00c300;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #00c300;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.discomagia.com\/pages\/leaderboard\"\u003eTHE GOLDEN FARLEY GAME LEADERBOARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Farley “Military” 1\/100th oz gold bar is for our service men and women, and their supporters. We’re proud to have collaborated with our veteran coworkers to curate the perfect World’s Smallest Gold Bar with the Chive flair you love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1\/100 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade: .9999 Fine Gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 15 mm (L) x \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e8.5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e mm (W) x .05 mm (H)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris Farley","offers":[{"title":"Gold \/ 1\/100 oz","offer_id":41831109918915,"sku":"RC22020-GLD-RC","price":68.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/files\/GFG_May-PDP-3.jpg?v=1689182847","url":"https:\/\/www.discomagia.com\/en-ca\/products\/farley-military-1-100th-oz-gold-bar","provider":"discomagia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}